My boyfriend is obsessed with these novelty dinosaur condoms?!!!?

HE LOVES THEM MORE THAN ME! They have tails and claws and eyes and everything and he talks in a 'dinasaur voice' the whole time we are doing it. I cant stop laughing/crying/going into shock evertime he pulls one out but it would break his heart if i told him to get rid of them alltogether. Whats a comromise that might work?!!